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Joke of the Day

"Pacifist I'll pass a fist right through your fuckin' face nigga."

"Steve Irwin lived the same way he died... With animals in his heart."

"20's kids won't get this Economic prosperity."

"How do you call fish with no eyes fsh"

"10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF."

"[Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added ""ski"" to the end of the words... I knowski."

"So they made the essay optional for the new SAT test... but isn't the SAT without the essay just the T"

"If all the nations in the world are in the debt where did all the money go?"

"Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"Have you seen the trailer for *Constipated*? That's because it hasn't come out yet"