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Joke of the Day

"How do you call fish with no eyes fsh"

"What does your hot mom where under her skirt? A Freudian slip."

"My friend showed up wearing a ""Narnia is real"" shirt which suits him cause they both aren't planning to come out of the closet anytime soon."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Aaand I'm out"

"However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal."

"My dating life"

"Whenever someone starts checking their phone when I'm talking to them I like to regain their attention by combing their hair"

"I asked a friend of mine what's the best joke he heard of. He told me to stand in front of a mirror. Still don't get it."

"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert? He had no body to go with."