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Joke of the Day

"How do you call fish with no eyes fsh"

"Is it just me.... .... or were all the kids in the magic school bus show trippin balls."

"worst place to be stung by bees is the club bc it just looks like you're doing cool dance moves & sure u win the dance off but at what cost"

"What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? Hey man urine"

"OH HAPPY DAY! GAS WENT DOWN 2 CENTS! Now I can buy my daughter that fancy blue gumball she's always wanted."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !"

"For some reason my dad thinks I'm a private investigator. He keeps calling me a dick."

"Why can't you have sex with a nun? Jesus already saved her for later."

"In 2011 it is more normal to have 0 or 2 dads than 1 dad"

"Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold."