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Joke of the Day

"So they made the essay optional for the new SAT test... but isn't the SAT without the essay just the T"

"What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle? A carpet."

"Why, yes, that is a banana in my pocket! *removes banana* How did you know? *begins to peel & eat banana* I'm still glad to see you though."

"What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne"

"Why is there no such thing as a great golfer? The best ones are consistently sub-par."

"He told me I was the ""bee's knees"". I believe I merit being compared to something more like a lemur's femur. Who doesn't love Zoboomafoo?"

"This lady went to ISIS to convince her son who joined them to come back home She will beheading home soon"

"It's good to meet girl in park. But better to park meat in girl."

"A man breaks into a pharmacy and kills the pharmacists... He then steals as much medicine as he can carry and runs off. Police say it was the first known case of a modern day pillage."

"A vinter had twin ginger daughters. He named the first Rosay and the second Rose bee."