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Joke of the Day
"I bet it turns out 100% of serial killers wore jeans to the gym."
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"The One-Step Guide To Be A Hipster 1. Don't follow this guide."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion! And a ban from the cincinnati zoo"
"My son said he didn't think Seinfeld was funny Turns out he's not the Wiz"
"A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh & then I punched her in the face."
"Why was the cake lonely? Because he was deserted by his friends"
"What do you call a vietnamese turkey? Gobbledy gook."
"What's the difference between a golfer and a climber? A golfer goes whack......shit. A climber goes shit.......whack."
"A man walks into a flower shop and discovers something new: a bonsai palm tree in a pot. As he admires the plant he says, ""With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"""
"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. (my wife tells this joke to everyone and no one but me has ever laughed)"