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Joke of the Day
"I bet it turns out 100% of serial killers wore jeans to the gym."
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"You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 70? She gets to 69 and has a frog in her throat. Edit"
"You're in a room with a murderer and someone who makes sandwiches with the crust end of the bread and you have 1 bullet. Who do- ""Bread guy"""
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, you chauvinist asshole!"
"""outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend"" ""inside of a dog, its too dark to read""-Groucho Marx"
"What type of gun do time travelers use? A Clock-18"
"What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13."
"I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly my dog never reads e-mails!"
"""I don't have to run faster than the bear. I just have to run faster than you,"" I say to my hiking companion. It is Usain Bolt. A bear waves"
"Should I ever become president everyone who uses the word ""bae"" will be sterilized."