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Joke of the Day

"[dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face* and when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time"

"The Apple store in town got robbed last night the police have sent out an appeal for iWitnesses"

"Doctor: Have you quit smoking yet? Me: Has there been a string of unsolved murders in the news? Doctor: No. Me: Then, no, I haven't."

"If you don't know me, don't judge me. Unless you're making me a pizza and you say ""This woman looks like she wants extra cheese."" That's ok"

"What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy? A C-cucumber."

"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes."

"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"

"They say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million jews"

"My time-travelling uncle died. RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834"

"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"