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Joke of the Day
"Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches? They always turn out to be sub par."
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"If I ever had to hear ""Margaritaville"" in its entirety I would strangle myself to death."
"I love sex. O wait, guess it's not a joke."
"What kind of bees give milk? Boobies."
"Bill Clinton must be the luckiest man in the world. All of the sex he has, with Hillary, you know it's hate sex."
"When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you."
"If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws? Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?"
"What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow? An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!"
"If you're walking down the street and see a teenager, don't panic; just yell ""One Direction selfie twerk"" and slip away in the confusion."
"Fight with Alarm Clock Had a fight with my alarm clock, i refused to wake up, things got voilent. Now its broken and i am awake don't know who won."