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Joke of the Day

"Bill Clinton must be the luckiest man in the world. All of the sex he has, with Hillary, you know it's hate sex."

"My toothpaste says it guarantees whiteness within two weeks.. Yet after two weeks I'm still asian"

"What do giants and strippers have in common? They both grind on bones to make their bread."

"What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class? Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once."

"What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists? Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)"

"What do you get if you walk under a cow? A pat on the head."

"What does the president of Russia call his toilet? Vladimir's Poo Tin"

"A Spanish family surprised me by treating me to dinner. x-post /r/unexpectedcena"

"Joke WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? -- Kermit's fingers Disgusting but made me giggle like a school girl bitch"

"Seriously, if I were a manager at Burger King, my answer to every complaint would be, ""You're at Burger King."""