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Joke of the Day

"I'm totally fine with everyone leaving the country if Trump wins or if Hillary wins. I need more space"

"Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space"

"Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped? Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!"

"I was viewing a house being sold by a native american i asked him if it came with running water, He said 'no, get your own wife'"

"WARNING: I WILL NOT STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND BUT I MIGHT STEAL YOUR CAT"

"What is better than a rose on a guitarist? Tulips on my pianist."

"The day I realized my cursing had gotten out of hand. ... was when I dropped the soap in the prison shower and screamed, ""Fuck me right in the ass!"""

"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."

"I heard Christians only count 1 through 9. I wonder what happens if they say 10?"

"Til, We are Homo Sapiens at school, And said that my mother. She wished My father was still Homo Erectus."