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Joke of the Day

"Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space"

"My son fell asleep on a lego. He is in critical condition and will be getting surgery this morning. He is currently on morphine and has had several seizures."

"I wrote 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?' on a balloon. However, before I could propose... -I popped the question"

"Dear every hip hop artist: No, I don't know what you're saying. Maybe if you ask me another 36 times before the song is over."

"How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb? None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years."

"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"

"You're not impressing anyone, server who didn't write down our orders. You're just making us anxious."

"Sore Mccain My arms are so sore from the gym. I feel like John Mccain after the Vietnam War."

"No, cough syrup, you're not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape."

"Memes This is my first post, make it good. I want memes"