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Joke of the Day
"WARNING: I WILL NOT STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND BUT I MIGHT STEAL YOUR CAT"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women, black and from the gas station up the street."
"What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest"
"""Damn girl are you?"" -Existentialist pick-up line"
"Me: what are we doing today Trainer: let work on your forearms. Me: but I only have 2 T: What?!? Me: *whispers* I only have 2?"
"I would like to learn more about frequencies But whenever I try to measure it, it only Hertz"
"I didn't believe women were getting their assholes bleached Then my sisters boyfriend took his hat off..."
"I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about... it was highly rectum-ended"
"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"
"Yo mama... Yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention"