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Joke of the Day

"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."

"What's an archaeologist's favorite verb? Bone."

"What kind of grass do cows like most? It's a moot point!"

"Did you guys hear about that Egyptian con-artist? Turns out he was running a pyramid scheme all along."

"Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out Africa, Europe"

"I hate when it rains cats and dogs.... I just stepped in a poodle."

"My girlfriend treats me like God... She shouts my name while fucking other guys"

"Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada."

"I told my friends that I'm going on a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey At least 18 years old and mixed up with coke"