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Joke of the Day
"What is better than a rose on a guitarist? Tulips on my pianist."
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"How did the medical community come up with the term PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken."
"1. Africa's the 2nd most populous continent on earth.So when U meet an African abroad,dont ask us if we know sme other African U met before"
"Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race... if he learned it had cancer."
"Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs? King Two-ton-khamen."
"My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like: ""Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"""
"What word starts with ""n"" and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"
"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68, because if you go 69 you'll flip over and eat it."
"Mother: ""Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."" Girl: ""I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."""