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Joke of the Day

"why couldn't mrs. claus get pregnant? santa only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney..."

"My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me."

"The best curve on a girl is her smile. Lol just kidding, look at dat ass."

"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."

"What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver? Celebrity names dropping."

"Why does black lives matter affect the postal service? They have white mail privilege."

"Say what you will about us hypocrites, but the standards we claim to have are WAY higher than yours."

"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."

"God doesn't play dice well, that's what he tells Mrs God."

"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing!"