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"Why is gambling not allowed in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Joffrey Baratheon ? Trump is older."
"A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family."
"What's the difference between cowboy hats and tampons ? Cowboy hats are for assholes."
"The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend... Is that you have to drop the bomb twice.."
"This upcoming USA presidential election That's it... that's the punch line."
"""You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?"" Ask the lady to the guy on the wheelchair."
"Nicki Minaj looks like an unlocked character that you get on the last level of Mortal Kombat."
"What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself? A high-jacker."