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"What do you call a coi fish that can't swim? A decoi"
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"Why didn't Jesus get into college? Because he got nailed on the boards."
"Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? Cause you're fucking annoying."
"Most people cry while chopping an onion... The secret is to not form an emotional bond."
"I really want to see ""Constipation: The Movie"" but it hasn't come out yet."
"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"
"I went downtown today. I was really surprised to see that the stationary store had moved locations"
"[first date] ""Tell me two interesting things about yourself"" well I lie when I'm nervous... ""ok..."" and I invented oatmeal"
"A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, ""Ouch, that one Hertz."""
"I always read r/creepy when i poop It scares the shit outa me..."