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Joke of the Day
"Time machine jokes aren't funny, you guys. My great grandson dies in a time machine crash."
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"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a guy. Feels good till you look down and realize you're gay (Credit to Adam Corolla)"
"Anyone who's voice doesn't jump a few octaves when talking to a puppy probably kills people for a living"
"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."
"What's the similarity between a smart employee and a perfect volleyball hit? They're both fine assets!"
"Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange."
"Are you a solution of bismuth technetium hydride with a pH of 14? Because you're one basic BiTcH"
"Tell me Jeeves, are lemons tweeting? -No,sir. -Well, it seems I squeezed the canary in my tea again."
"Me have great grammar... Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street!"