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Joke of the Day
"Are you a solution of bismuth technetium hydride with a pH of 14? Because you're one basic BiTcH"
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"What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit? FeDora I'll see myself out."
"Why doesn't the veteran have a blow-up sex doll? Because of the flashbacks."
"What do you call introverted hobbits? Shyer folk"
"Me: how much is all the money in the world? Genie: not sure exactly Me: give me a ballpark figure POOOF *I'm now the size of Shea Stadium"
"Boobie joke..... (slightly NSFW?) How do you describe/measure a certain amount of boobies? In 'quantitties'."
"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because the capital is always Dublin."
"When Zelda watches porn... ...does she use adult Links?"
"I used to have a friend who wanted to be run over by a steam train... When he finally was, he was chuffed to bits."
"I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans."