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Joke of the Day
"I saw a midget insect having his first orgasm... It was a little beecoming."
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"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""
"I saw a documentary about beavers... It was the best dam program I've seen in a while"
"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"
"""Give me a moment"" ""Give me a moment,"" says the physicist as he sits in his desk chair. He wonders why nobody has spun him around yet."
"I gave every penny I had to the homeless guy the other day! Now I just have 20 $100 bills in my purse!"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""Because my daughter just died of leukemia."""
"I watched my dog chase his tail in circles for ten minutes. It amazed me how stupid and easily entertained he was. Then I realized I had just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes."
"The Wind is a Force So when I pass gas i must be using the Force."
"GM developing car seats which detect how wet your ass is and post the data onto your facebook page, for fun?? fuck eveory thing about this ."