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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""Because my daughter just died of leukemia."""

"For David Blaine's next trick, he will move in to a series of increasingly small apartments and eventually die alone."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night works all day"

"Zombies are categorically asexual as they are more interested in taking head than giving head."

"An horse walks into a bar. The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size."

"""Knock knock"" Who's there? ""Russia"" Russia who? ""Get out of the house. I live here now."""

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? In a Porsche, the pricks are in the inside"

"Listen Mrs. Potato Head, you are married. No matter how many times you open your ass to me, I'm not doing it. Drunk Irish whore."

"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."

"What will the ""Red Hot Chili Peppers"" become when they die? Ghost Peppers."