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Joke of the Day
"I saw a documentary about beavers... It was the best dam program I've seen in a while"
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"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But, the trouble is getting them in there."
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"i can confirm that Somali pirates have intercepted my shipment of 20,000 glossy 8x10 headshots and are using them for vile purposes"
"I would help you carry some of those bushes... but I've already got two palms on my hands."
"I gave my family moving pictures for Christmas today. They were great gifs"
"Your momas so fat... You just lost the game inb4 downvotes and madfags"
"Hey single ladies, you want a boyfriend? Easy! Learn to shut the fuck up and dramatically lower your standards!"
"you either die ... hating Justin Bieber or you live long enough to see yourself become a fan"