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Joke of the Day

"""Give me a moment"" ""Give me a moment,"" says the physicist as he sits in his desk chair. He wonders why nobody has spun him around yet."

"Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes? Sears."

"One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry."

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin"

"How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per-cushion."

"A buddy of mine quit his job at the paper mill, He said the conditions were tearable."

"HR: Did you eat all the mints that were in my jar? me: No [some mints fall out of my mouth] HR: me: Yes [more mints fall out of my mouth]"

"Did you hear about the case of the schizophrenic ventriloquist? Everyone *around* him heard voices."

"So a Black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder... The bartender says ""Wow, that's something real special you've got there! Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa!"", says the parrot."

"What do you call a wolf that is cautious? An aware wolf."