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Joke of the Day
"I decided to join the new Jewish fraternity on campus ... Zayda Ate a Bagel"
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"My dad beat me so hard. Our priest asked him for some tips."
"My sex change from male to female My sex change operation from male to female went really well yesterday. It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out the fucking hospital car park!"
"Sex jokes aren't funny, I mean cum on people."
"When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie."
"Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3."
"Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."
"What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs? ""Well, this was a waste of Thyme."""
"Congratulations to Donald Trump winning the presidency... May his global impact be as tiny as his hands"
"Why do Welshmen like to embarrass their wives? It makes them rather sheepish."