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Joke of the Day

"My dad beat me so hard. Our priest asked him for some tips."

"Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall... ...and everything would be half off"

"If Adele were a computer, what would she be? a computer."

"I bought some shoes off a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"

"I stopped reading posts about song lyrics because they remind me of somebody that I used to know"

"I see your limerick... There once was a man from Wheeling Who pounded his pud with great feeling And then like a trout He'd stick his mouth out And wait for the drops from the ceiling"

"Words hurt The other day an N-word hit me over the head with a tire iron."

"Quick! How many chameleons are in the room with you right now? You can never answer this question with 100% certainty."

"When I search Canadian cats in Google... It just gives me a bunch of lynx."

"Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder"