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Joke of the Day

"Sex jokes aren't funny, I mean cum on people."

"I married Mrs. Right... I just didn't know her first name was Always"

"What can I bring to your party? Friend: A six pack. [does 10 crunches] [cancels]"

"I found the secret to getting fresh content on the front page. I turned my laptop off and opened Reddit on my phone. Boom, all blue links on my front page again."

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road..? **Because he got stuck in the crack.**"

"Christmas comes earlier every year. There's 364 days until Christmas and my neighbors already have their lights up."

"Why is Rose sad? Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7."

"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."

"Do you own a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock"

"[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* ""Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet"" ""Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"""