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Joke of the Day
"Why do Welshmen like to embarrass their wives? It makes them rather sheepish."
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"""I'm sorry, sir but you have cancer and you only have 5..."" ""5 years left to live? 5 months? Tell me, Doc! Tell meeeeee!"" ""5...4...3...2...1"""
"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body."
"Him: I hope you die a slow painful death Me: oh, no I'm not married"
"How do you take the letter ""F"" out of the word ""WAY"" ? There is no F in way."
"A cop stops a prostitute... and asks have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before? ""No, but I've been swung around by my titties."""
"Bruce Lee's favorite drink Wataaaaa!!!"
"almost hit a biker while i was texting & driving today so please you guys be careful do NOT ride bikes"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!"
"Reporters Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip? He just wanted the inside scoop."