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Joke of the Day
"Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3."
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"[ during job interview ] - ""Why do you think you would make a good asset to our team?"" - ""I give up, why?"""
"what kind of sunglasses doe Janay Rice wear? Ray-Bans!"
"I just Facebook Unfriended someone on their birthday. #TrueGrit"
"I am giving up eating red meats. I'm going cold turkey."
"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say hello? Konichihuahua."
"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."
"""Beat up anybody you see drinking 7UP"" -first rule of Sprite Club"
"*jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE *looks up* Well hell"
"Early Time I'm on a Whiskey diet, I lost three days already."