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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the fire at the sprinkles factory? Hundreds and thousands were reported missing."

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"love i have been in love with the same woman for 17 years now....if my wife ever finds that out she will kill me!"
"Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit? On The Wire."
"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."
"10x2 and 11x2 are the same thing 10x2=20 and 11x2=20 too"
"A husband asked his wife to say something that would make him happy and sad at the same time. She said ""You have a bigger dick than your brother.""."
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"
"I used to crush cans for a living, didn't like it though... It was soda pressing."
"People are getting way too eager for holidays there's 365 days till Christmas and people already have decorations up!"
"{Stalker Diary} I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."