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Joke of the Day
"Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit? On The Wire."
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"*at party* Guy: Want to dance? Me: I'm sorry but I cannot, in good conscience, leave this cheese ball unattended."
"I'm a Mime rapper I call myself Gnat. Cause I'm a silent G."
"Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO"
"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile with my shoes....shoved up your ass."
"A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... ""Hey baby, we should bang sometime."""
"What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color I see race"
"I feel like a text is too serious without an ""lol"" or ""haha"" in there somewhere."
"Everyone is normal until you find their Twitter."
"[dude is just absolutely drowning in the ocean, lifeguard sits back and smiles] i love no save november"