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Joke of the Day
"What's a redditor's favorite form of math? substitution"
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"Wanna hear a joke? I get no karma for this. :("
"What did the one wall say to the other wall? ""Meet you at the corner"""
"Coworker: crazy weather we're having Me: [as loud as possible] SHARON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND FOR A BAG OF REDVINES"