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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"

"When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me."

"What was Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue eyes white aryan"

"I have a great joke about Native Americans But... I'm afraid some people will have some reservations against it."

"I found a dog (no joke). If he's yours let me know. Male german shepherd. I am teaching him how to use a gun and drive a motorcycle."

"Cookies Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The second cookie says ""holy shit! A talking cookie"""

"One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit."

"I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens because they cum in peas!"

"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."

"I just invented a new word. Repost"