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Joke of the Day
"I've been happily married for four years out of a total of 10."
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"What did the botanist say to his assistant ""WATER THOSE!"""
"Life is like a penis Freely Hanging and Relaxing, it's woman who make it harder"
"Alabama VS. Mississippi A man lived in Alabama. He moved to Mississippi. He raised the IQ in both states."
"How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching? Terra-fied."
"Wanna know why everyone is a pizza delivery guy? Because if you pick up pizza, you're delivering it to yourself !! edit: RIP inbox!!!!"
"Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan."
"Me: Why are you in such a bad mood? 5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly."
"Runs away from you... Looks back to laugh at you... Runs into pole."
"They say curiosity killed the cat, but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place"