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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so windy in Texas? because New Mexico blows and Oklahoma sucks"
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"I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn't reach very far."
"Men are great masochists After all, they spend most of the teen years beating themselves while looking for someone to do it for them"
"You're so ugly... your birth certificate is a letter of apology."
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair."
"What's the fastest to have George Zimmerman pull a gun on you?"
"We are gathered here today because Somebody ""glares at coffin "" couldn't stay alive."
"[Captain America, minutes after the love of his life's funeral] Damn her niece is hot"
"I wanted to tell a Lord of the Rings joke.... but all the good ones Aragorn"
"If Emblem were a bad employee... Would you Fire Emblem?"