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Joke of the Day

"i' ve just bought an house in France, southern coast. It' s very Nice."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."

"me: this MAN thinks he's ENTITLED to my time! hey buddy i don't OWE you anything!! my boss: do you...know how jobs work"

"Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women."

"My German wife has just had a Brazilian. It was a Klose shave."

"What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies? I don't know; they were speaking Spanish."

"Somebody please tell ugly girls with opinions that nobody is listening."

"What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach? Cheez It!"

"How does one know if balls are ticklish? Test-Tickle."

"Found an expired condom. Oh well, still ate it anyway. Hope I don't get sick!"