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Joke of the Day
"i' ve just bought an house in France, southern coast. It' s very Nice."
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"Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue"
"The penis game. Not technically a joke, but it's always fun. Just replace one word of a movie title with the word, ""penis"". Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penises"
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? it goes back 4 seconds"
"What do you call a blind deer? No Idea. (Hopefully you will get it, repeat twice if you have to) Edit: In case you don't get it, its No Eye Deer. [No Idea]"
"I'm going to read braille to the deaf... For the ASL competition."
"A guy ran into a bar... ...he had to be hospitalized."
"Why you shouldn't masturbate Dad: Son, you shouldn't masturbate otherwise you'll go blind. Son: Dad, I'm over here..."
"I'm so embarrassed! My wife caught me measuring my cock! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."
"I'm exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I'm slurring my words."