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Joke of the Day
"*helping son with math problem* [hour later] JUST WRITE 75 GODDAMMIT!"
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"""Bedroom"" is an anagram of ""Boredom"" I found that out while I was having sex with my wife"
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"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."