201965
Joke of the Day
"What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather? A pap smear."
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"Parents: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Parents: Mom and dad. Me: Mom and dad who? Parents: Exactly, you're adopted son. ;'("
"What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance."
"*going through mail* ""bills bills bills bills bills"" ""I think I'll unsubscribe from Daily Ducks Magazine."""
"FUNNY SEX JOKES ;) Do you like dragons? Because i'll be dragon my balls all over your face"
"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."
"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, the cinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as a dive-in theater."
"A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed."
"What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack."
"Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5? Because he said Punch's line."