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Joke of the Day

"Why is OP's mum like a bowling ball? Because she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down an alley then still comes back for more."

"What do cannibals call shin meat? Below knee"

"What color are Margaery's eyes ? Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!"

"Sometimes I just want to slap the stupid out of people, but I'm worried it'd take up my entire day"

"Cops are looking for a fat bank robber. He's still at large."

"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."

"Just asked Siri. ""Surely it's not going to rain today?"" She said ""it will, and don't call me Shirley"" ...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode."

"Do you know the difference between 1 minute of oral and 1 minute of anal? Well, do you have 2 minutes ?"

"What did Jesus say to the Mexicans? Don't do anything until I get back"

"How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !"