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Joke of the Day

"Marriage and happiness. Two friends meet on the street. ""Heard you got married, you must be so happy."" ""Yes, I must"""

"Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu."

"What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !"

"Another Dutch joke about the Belgiums Two Belgians are walking in the desert with a car door. One of them complains that its too hot. The other one says: ""just roll down the window."""

"Statistically speaking... 6/7 dwarfs aren't happy."

"Imagination: because if I fcuked you as much as I thought about it, we'd both be unemployed."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 189,463 times, you're the editor of HuffPo."

"When it comes to gay sex, I think the backwards views of my grandfather are disgusting So I might try missionary style with him instead"

"What does a miserable vegan eat? This pear. Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!"

"If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ""Two seconds 'til."" After you ask, ""Two seconds 'til what?"" he roundhouse kicks you in the face."