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Joke of the Day

"What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Cock was on the other side!"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"I'm Mexican and I think we should go to bed early Tomorrow we need to wake up early to go build the wall."

"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"

"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face."

"Was kicked out of Walmart today. When I walked in I saw a ""Wet Floor"" sign. So I did."

"Where do calculus students go when they are sick? To L'Hopital."

"Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid? He was told not to play with his food."

"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm about to tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts"