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Joke of the Day
"What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold."
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"Has anybody ever thought of buying a pig a plane ticket?"
"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."
"Computers are like old testament gods. Lots of rules and no mercy. Not mine, got it somewhere on the internet."
"So a sandwich... So a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"When runner-ups in reality shows say, ""I may not have won but I'm still a winner,"" do they understand how language and/or competition works?"
"Which concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat Nickelback"
"What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3"
"""Get in the van if you want to live."" Creepy Terminator..."
"Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you"