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Joke of the Day
"Has anybody ever thought of buying a pig a plane ticket?"
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"How to fall down the stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 7 Step 11"
"What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common? If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years."
"*cat lays on my leg* *I remain perfectly still for hours, so she won't leave* *I move half an inch* *cat buys bus-ticket for next town over*"
"Last night my girlfriend fell asleep before me, so I decided to lick her pussy until she woke up. This morning she asked why the cat seemed afraid of me."
"When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha"
"Gay Mafia Did you hear about those two gay guys in the mafia? One whacked the other one. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"
"What did airport security tell the Dentist? We need to give you a cavity search"
"I want to marry a girl from Prague I'll have a Czech mate"
"Why did the staff party go to jail? Because they were in treble."