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Joke of the Day

"Has anybody ever thought of buying a pig a plane ticket?"

"When she found the ring in the spaghetti she said yes, but the more rings she found the madder she got, and eventually she changed her mind."

"Why are dogs bad at dancing? They have two left feet"

"The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up."

"I Always Give 100% [FIXED] 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday..."

"""sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"" ""officer, I'm..."" *turns to camera* ""double jointed"" *cop starts breakdancing*"

"Guido Mastrobatatti died when he hurt his arm? How? He had elbow-a"

"*robs craft store with hot glue gun*"

"What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell Both are responsible for gassing lots of people. _________ Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/skeh8/taco_bell_on_420/c4eqbvj?context=2"

"What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks? A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share."