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Joke of the Day
"Got a new roommate. She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other."
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"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
"Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead."
"who paid? Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?"
"What was Hitler's favorite TV show? The Price is Reich"
"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothin'. she dun' been told twice."
"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "
"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."
"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."
"I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me"