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Joke of the Day
"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."
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"I'm planning on opening a combined cocktail bar and waxing salon. I'm going to call it ""Gin and Bare It""."
"(My 3 favorite things are) My 3 favorite things are chicken pot pie. Doesn't even have to be in that order."
"Donald Trump Is proof that Willie Wonka had sex with the Oompa Loompas."
"You can find true happiness inside yourself! Haha, almost had you. I'll meet you at the liquor store."
"what did the prostitutes knee say to the other one? nothing, they have never met!"
"Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon? Because there are no gaze in the military"
"What kind of music do old people listen to Myback music. ill show myself out"
"Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor."
"What do you call the people that Trump didn't pick to be in his cabinet? Qualified."