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Joke of the Day

"What does a mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast-tah-dahs!"

"Son:Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'? Father:It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."

"I went in to hospital for an operation... I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself, and he said: ""Sure, knock yourself out""."

"My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold them."

"How do you test a saltshaker ? You call in a redditor."

"Did you hear about the confused question mark? He couldn't figure out how he got a period."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."

"What is the Great Saiyaman's favorite Adam Sandler movie? You Don't Mess with the Gohan"

"Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy. (Sorry for untasteful reference)"

"Fewer US schools are selling candy, soda and chips to students After all, that stuff is horrible for pregnancies!"