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Joke of the Day

"Son:Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'? Father:It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."

"What do you call an elf that follows Scientology? Elron Hubbard"

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam."

"The guy who coined ""put that in your pipe & smoke it"" was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !"

"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jupiter"

"i thought i heard a dog approaching but it was just some hot girl's keys jingling. i fixed my hair for nothing"

"Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye maighty"

"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."