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Joke of the Day

"I went in to hospital for an operation... I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself, and he said: ""Sure, knock yourself out""."

"A Little Chemistry Humor Before Finals *Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more; what he thought was H2O was H2SO4, hey! *Singing it is more fun"

"What is Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun."

"How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut its nose off."

"Two girls sitting quietly together."

"Air & space museum. Shouldn't the air & space museum be empty?"

"I woke up at 3 am this morning to the sound of my burglar alarm ""Time to go out and rob some people!"" I said"

"Haven't seen the new Star Wars yet... But everybody posting spoilers about how Princess Leia dies Edit: Highest rated post! RIP inbox"

"I was tickling my brothers feet last night... ...and my mum woke up and had a right go at me. It was something about waiting until he's born first."

"How did the right triangle commit suicide? With a Hypote-noose"