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Joke of the Day

"The Chicago Bears"

"Why did the black man walk into a bar? Because the cell door was still locked."

"I use Facebook mostly to keep in touch (without leaving the house) with people whom I do not wish the share my cell number with..."

"What's black and white and red all over? Schindler's List"

"Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?"

"A scientist was playing scrabble with his wife She played ""PINE"", he had ""LMHIOJK"". He played all of his letters at once to form a 8-letter word along with the ""N"". What did he make? H20"

"Have you heard of the 300-lb. college student from Japan? He graduated sumo cum laude"

"I just swept a girl off her feet. I'm quite an aggressive janitor."

"What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!"

"Used to be I got stoned a lot, people called me a stoner. But now I'm older and my kid brother wants to get baked all the time. So what do I call him?"