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Joke of the Day
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
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"Girl, you are so sexy. . . [unsuitably sweet for work] that if my brain was in my penis, you would make my forehead sweat."
"I'm just a regular guy, putting on my Capri pants 3/4 leg at a time."
"M: If my chip:salsa ratio isn't perfectly even, I will burn down this restaurant, I swear to God. H: This is our house. M: I SWEAR TO GOD!"
"Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free."
"Is a picture of Elijah Wood called a frodograph? (It makes more sense when you say it out loud)"
"My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation. That came out of nowhere."
"Why go out and be a 3rd wheel when you can stay home and be a unicycle?"
"""The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one!"""
"Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day? Because she doesn't get to marry the best man."