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Joke of the Day
"Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?"
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"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"
"Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas."
"My sister bet me a $100 i couldn't build a car out of Spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta!!!!"
"What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists? Yellow labs"
"me *walks into house* wife: Where are the kids? me *turns around and goes back out*"
"I think Jesus is black. Because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet."
"I have this bad habit of projecting. I believe everyone pretty much thinks the same way I do. But I'm sure everyone does that."
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"I was once stoned in Memphis And I entered this weird contest where you had to walk on famous Jessicas. I was walking with my feet 10 ft off a Beal."