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Joke of the Day
"I just swept a girl off her feet. I'm quite an aggressive janitor."
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"My band were thinking about doing a concert in space... ...but then we realised there would probably be no atmosphere."
"Siri, what's depression? Siri: Here are your directions to Chuck E Cheese."
"Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !"
"What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
"What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !"
"what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"
"going to travel back in time and paint a giant ""@"" in a cave just to freak everyone out"
"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"
"What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin"