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Joke of the Day

"So I was driving Sasha Grey to a porno shoot and I asked her where I should park She said right in the g-spot"

"-Boss: ""Send me one of your funny tweets"" -Me: ""I'm working at the moment, I'll send you one later"" -Boss: ""Hahaha! Send me another one."""

"It's too bad that everyone who has a solution for everything is at home commenting on the internet."

"Yes It Is Is Time Travel Possible ?"

"what's the stupidest animal in the jungle The polar bear."

"Your mom must study Reverse-Judo. She keeps throwing herself at bad men."

"A man entered 10 puns into a pun contest. When he called in to ask if any of his puns won the contest, the organizer told him, ""No pun in ten did."""

"I am eternally grateful to whoever donated organs for my surgery... I'll always hold a little piece of them close to my heart."

"I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station."

"What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state? It's Kano."