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Joke of the Day
"To all the Ananda's out there.. What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out."
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"How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konnichihuahua"
"My mom keeps telling me there are plenty of fish in the sea. She REALLY doesn't get me anymore. I. Don't. Want. A. Fish."
"What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!"
"What is the difference between complete and finished? If you find the right woman, you're complete."
"""fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u"" - a goldfish :("
"Classic nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter. Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?"
"I had so much sex... and I was so sexually drained, you could say I was fucking retarded."
"Luke: Lightsabers cut through anything. Ninja: So does a samurai sword. L: But does it make a cool noise? N: *cuts off Luke's other hand*"
"Chuck Norris graduated Summa Cum Laude at Harvard after only 1 class."